Nothing Happened Today

Turn on the TV, Turn on the radio.
Turn down that sound, Turn down that sound

Open the curtains, Open the windows.
What's happening around, What's happening around

I'll do some washing, I might go shopping
I'm going downtown, I'm going downtown

Someone told me, "nothing happened today."

I woke up late, I had a headache
I went back to sleep, Go back to sleep

I stood there waiting, Waiting for something
There wasn't a thing, Not even one thing

Someone told me, "nothing happened today."

Harry Hooper living in No. 10
Bought a toupee and glued it to his head
"It looks very natural," everybody said.
But then his wife said "Toupee, isn't that a French word?"
And Harry said, "Ole." She said, "That's a Spanish word."
And he said "O.K., can't tell the difference these days."

I watched TV, Cos I wanted to see
The late news at 10, It came on and then

Nothing Happened Today cont...

She shuffled her papers, She swivelled in her chair
She looked up and said, The weather was fair
And then it turned cold, It started to rain
Pouring with rain.

Some people died, Some people were born
And some stayed the same, And some went insane

Tomorrow's Wednesday, Today was Tuesday
And this is the date, March 28th

It was the morning, Then afternoon
And then the night came, And then the night came

Oh...and someone told me, "Nothing happened today."
Yes, someone told me, "Nothing happened today."
It happened today.

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